a&a's free will this week

AQUARIUS (Jan 20–Feb 18): In his Book of Imaginary Beings, Argentinean writer Jorge Luis Borges reports the following: "Chang Tzu tells us of a persevering man who after three laborious years mastered the art of dragon-slaying. For the rest of his days, he had not a single opportunity to test his skills." I bring this to your attention, Aquarius, because my reading of the astrological omens suggests that you, too, may be in training to fight a beast that does not exist. Luckily, you're also in an excellent position to realize that fact, quit the unnecessary quest, and redirect your martial energy into a more worthy endeavor.

The Horrifying Underwear The Jeggings Trend Hath Wrought [Style File]

Um... Gross

Charlie Sheen is a Mother-Bleeping Dragon

"Imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists."

"I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitchin'."

"Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words."

"Dying is for fools. Amateurs."

"I've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA."

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The Lower Half

I would like to direct your attention to two other sites. Here and here.

In one, we have someone who is all for this new trend, Jeggings, and the other lets us know that jeggings are not hot but biker tights are. I'd like to let these people know: NO. This is not cute. Even when, as Shopping Fanatic phrases it, you have the body. I'd like to take a firm stance against Jeggings. And also against all the girls running around wearing, basically, opaque nylons as pants. I never thought I'd actually miss spandex. But there you have it. Spandex somehow became less gross.