Sunday, March 6, 2011

Charlie Sheen is a Mother-Bleeping Dragon

"Imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists."

"I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitchin'."

"Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words."

"Dying is for fools. Amateurs."

"I've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA."

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